- Me: When we get internet, download Steam and I'll gift you some games.
- The Boyfriend: What kind of games?
- Me: Well, I know you like RTS, so some of those... a couple sandbox games, because I know you like those...
- Me: ... andacheappuzzlegamebecauseit'smyfavoriteandyouneedtoplayit...
- The Boyfriend: ... Stop... trying... to get me to play that game.
- Me: Never.
"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"
"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"
"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"