I'm already tired

lady-sanguis:

patrickpants:

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cameoamalthea:

timemachineyeah:

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When your movie is about Cats is so bad the original writer buys a DOG

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everythingeverywhereallatonce:

everythingeverywhereallatonce:

if the video game industry were a just place this would be the best selling game of all time

incredibly funny that this guy is a senior gameplay animator at sucker punch like… you can literally see the ghost of tsushima in this…………

oh my god his entire personal twitter is just devoted to this dinosaurs with swords game. his header is dinosaurs with swords. he has a patreon where his bio is “animator, the dino guy” and he’s shared 23 updates for his dino game which he started in earnest LAST MONTH and every single clip looks SO cool like i am being entirely serious these animations are BONKERS smooth. truly a visionary. the greatest creative mind of a generation.

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flashhwing:

flashhwing:

flashhwing:

I respect an “I can fix him” villainfucker 50x more than a “he didn’t do anything wrong, he’s just misunderstood!” villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they’re a villainfucker

but the guy i respect MOST is the unapologetic villainfucker. “yeah he did that shit and it was sexy” fuckers. “was the wanton murder fun babe it looked fun” fuckers. these guys know where it’s at

unfortunately i myself fall in none of the above categories. i’m an antihero fucker. i’m a “he did that shit and it was pretty hot but we’re both a little messed up about it” fucker. a “that was a lot of murder babe are you okay? i know it needed to be done but i can see it weighs on you, let me clean the blood off of you slowly and with lingering glances” fucker

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necromosss:

necromosss:

Visual HC that nobody asked but im kind of curious so I gotta…. Gale’s mum? Morena Dekarios?🥹👉👈

i cant with yalls responses hELP /pos

angelique-diabolique:

datasoong47:

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marinella-ela:

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clevermanka:

adamsmasher:

so-much-for-subtlety:

bpdtomwambsgans:

there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking

This guy fucked.

“sexually conflicted” he doesn’t seem conflicted about it at all

glorious tag thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom​

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ceescedasticity:

ice-block:

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien’s uranium desserts for your entire friendship?

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the-gnomish-bastard:

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer:

muckmage:

vileviale:

caffeinated-octopus:

athena-cat-wizard-official:

the-lumpfish-king:

theoneofwhomisblue:

sundere1181:

revcleo:

jay-works:

1863-project:

findingfeather:

rougey:

bird-cannibalism:

griancraft:

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

“Friends, enemies, and those still under review”

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

“Attention K-Mart Shoppers” <- qualifies as vintage

“Y'all” <- y'all

“hey fuckers” - casual, ambiguous

“attention, freaks. It’s me.” -dhmis quote

I just say “you” with a broad gesture

“chat” <- let’s everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

mothers and fuckers of the jury

humans & co

Fellow creatures

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you’re saying

killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”

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thewizardtower:

Just gonna start using this excuse IRL.

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transpidergwen:

january-summers:

cipheramnesia:

Zombies shouldn’t growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it’s trying to tell you something.

this may not be what you’re saying, but what I’m hearing is that zombies should make everyone feel like they’ve developed sudden onset audio processing disorder.

Like if you could just hear it more clearly, you’d understand what they’re saying, but in reality it’s nonsense and there’s nothing to understand.

And damn if it doesn’t convince so many folks that their loved ones are still in there, they just need to keep them locked up safely in the barn until someone finds the cure, then everything can go back to the way they were.

THIS is exactly what this particular zombie trope is missing. Like we all understand, conceptually, that this still looks like someone they love, but it would be 1000 times more effective if it still somewhat behaved like someone they love.

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annunakitty:

iridessence:

iridessence:

mysterysciencegirlfriend3000:

iridessence:

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

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